Inspirational Quotes

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        Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.


BLACK SHEEP, There’s always one crazy motherfucker in the family.

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When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

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Ever look at your best friend and wonder why the hell you aren’t comedians?

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

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A boss like a diaper… always on your ass, and usually full of….!

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I misspelled my bumper sticker.

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Laughter is like a windshield wiper; it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

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“No comment” is a comment.

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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

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It’s never too late to start over. If you weren’t happy with yesterday, try something different today. Don’t stay stuck, do better.

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“Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Because if it is bothering you I’II  stop.”

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If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

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Look just give me some inner peace, or I’II mop the floor with ya!

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I don’t wanna look like a weirdo. I’ll just go with a muumuu.

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It’s hard to find a friend who is: 95% Talented, 96%Funny,98% Loving,99%Intelligent And 100% sweet, So Don’t u Dare.. Lose me!!

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If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport- you’ll get a free X-ray and a breast exam, and if you mention Al Qaeda you’ll get a free colonoscopy.

“Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits”~ Unknown

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