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Life Quotes

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Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

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The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins  with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes Of my life.

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LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME. SO, IF YOU CAN’T LAUGH AT YOURSELF, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.

 

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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can will be used against you.

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“Live your life and forget your age.” What make my heart sing.

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects, so please take it regularly !

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That annoying moment when you finally comfortable in bed, but then BAM, have to pee.

 

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WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO SURPRISED I DIDN’T TALK FOR A YEAR AND HALF.

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Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tried of solving them for you.

 

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Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

 

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People SMOKE and addicted to it..  I have been studying since childhood, but still not addicted to it..This is called SELF-CONTROL!!

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WE ALL HAVE THAT FRIEND WHO SAYS ‘’I ‘LL BE THERE AROUND 7” AND THEN SHOWS UP AROUND 9.

 

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STOP SCROLLING. I love you, and I hope your day is going well. OKAY, CONTINUE…

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I LOVE FACEBOOK. IT’S THE ONLY PLACE I CAN TALK TO A WALL AND NOT LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

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 You need only two tools in life WD-40 and Duct Tape If it doesn’t move and should, use WD-40 If it moves and shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.

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 I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

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When I’m watching Titanic and Rose tells Jack that she will never let go: you sit on a throne of lies.

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