Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes Of my life.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME. SO, IF YOU CAN’T LAUGH AT YOURSELF, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.
Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can will be used against you.
“Live your life and forget your age.” What make my heart sing.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects, so please take it regularly !
That annoying moment when you finally comfortable in bed, but then BAM, have to pee.
WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO SURPRISED I DIDN’T TALK FOR A YEAR AND HALF.
Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tried of solving them for you.
Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
People SMOKE and addicted to it.. I have been studying since childhood, but still not addicted to it..This is called SELF-CONTROL!!
WE ALL HAVE THAT FRIEND WHO SAYS ‘’I ‘LL BE THERE AROUND 7” AND THEN SHOWS UP AROUND 9.
STOP SCROLLING. I love you, and I hope your day is going well. OKAY, CONTINUE…
I LOVE FACEBOOK. IT’S THE ONLY PLACE I CAN TALK TO A WALL AND NOT LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
You need only two tools in life WD-40 and Duct Tape If it doesn’t move and should, use WD-40 If it moves and shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
When I’m watching Titanic and Rose tells Jack that she will never let go: you sit on a throne of lies.