Mean Girl Funny Quotes

One time she punched me In the face.. It was awesome.

Is butter a carb?

There are two kinds of evil people who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop It.

You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes It Okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.

This Is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. Does that mean anything to you?

You can go shave your back now.

You want to go to taco bell?

Boo you whore.

That’s why her hair Is so big, It’s full of secrets.