Why are you so obsessed with me?
She’d be like, “why didn’t you call me back?” and I’d be like, “why are you so obsessed with me?”.
That’s why her hair Is so big, It’s full of secrets.
Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!.
Boo, you whore.
I’m sorry that people are jealous of me. I can’t help It that I’m so popular.
I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
You know what? It’s not my fault you’re In love with me or something!