New Funny Dogs Quotes Part One

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A dog Is the only thing in earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

I wonder If other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult… Rita Rudner

A true friend leaves paw prints on your heart.

My goal In Is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.

Finally I understand why we have a dog.


Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one- Anonymous


I was wrong we weren’t going to the park.

I will find you and I will lick you.

A dog enters your life and changes everything.

When people suck the life out of you,wouldn’t It be nice If they took some fat too?

Nope I have not seen your lipstick.

Ball ball Ball!!!

A small dog Is always a puppy.

They  never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.- Jerome K. Jerome

If I had a pound for every time my dog made me smile.. I’d be a millionaire.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.-Will Rogers

My alarm clock Is covered In fur, Has 4 legs, a wet tongue and no snooze button!

Will you lay down with me until I fall asleep.

Don’t worry I got this

You are a special kind of stupid.. aren’t you?

Living the dream.

You ‘ll never walk alone because I’ll always be with you .love,your dog

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.-Andy Rooney

Dear, thank you for the treats we are about to receive!

Rub-a-dub dub cute dog in a tub.

See Also:

Very funny animals quote

Funny Dogs – Second part

King Of The Cats Nations

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