New Funny Quotes Part One

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Funny Qoutes (1)

Mom, how come computers are so smart? Because they listen to their motherboards!

Funny Qoutes (2)

Your classmates reaction when your name comes in between a chapter.

Funny Qoutes (3)

It’s hard to admit It, But..Mom, I’m White.

Funny Qoutes (3)

I wonder If I said “Hello” how many friends would say It back?

Funny Qoutes (4)

When you look like trash and someone compliments you  THANKS.

Funny Qoutes (5)

A brilliant solution to a broken wall.

Funny Qoutes (7)

State Pooper

Funny Qoutes (8)

Hey doctor It’s my heart.. not an MP3 player.

Funny Qoutes (9)

Come at me Bro I’ll turtle slap the shit out of you.

Funny Qoutes (10)

With girlfriend, Without girlfriend.

Funny Qoutes (11)

Guess what…

Funny Qoutes (12)

Who needs a spare tire? You have duct tape!

Funny Qoutes (13)

Me at family gatherings….

Funny Qoutes (14)

My biggest childhood fear.

Funny Qoutes (15)

Rent me hourly at…

Funny Qoutes (16)

When the whole class talking but teacher tell you to be quiet.

Funny Qoutes (17)

I actually have a life outside of facebook but I don’t remember the password for it!

Funny Qoutes (18)

A mini hammock to rest ur feet under ur desk.

Funny Qoutes (19)

Future generations will never know about this unique relationship

Funny Qoutes (20)

Red bull give you wings

Funny Qoutes (21)

This Is how  I look during every 8:30 am class.

See Also:

New Funny Quotes Part Two

New Love Quotes Part One

Funny Friends Quotes

New Funny Quotes Part Three

Wishdom Quotes

Wisdom Quotes About Life And Love

Wisdom Quotes About Life Lessons

Funny Quotes Part 4

Happy Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Life Quotes

Justin Bieber funny quotes

Funny or Die Quotes

Funny Pranks

Funny girl

Funny Gifs

Funny Pictures of Animals

Blue Rose

Awesome Quotes Part One

Awesome Quotes Part Two

Funny Jokes

Cute Quotes

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 3 (Last Part)

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 2

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 1

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