New Funny Quotes Part One

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Mom, how come computers are so smart? Because they listen to their motherboards!

Your classmates reaction when your name comes in between a chapter.

It’s hard to admit It, But..Mom, I’m White.

I wonder If I said “Hello” how many friends would say It back?

When you look like trash and someone compliments you  THANKS.

A brilliant solution to a broken wall.

State Pooper

Hey doctor It’s my heart.. not an MP3 player.

Come at me Bro I’ll turtle slap the shit out of you.

With girlfriend, Without girlfriend.

Guess what…

Who needs a spare tire? You have duct tape!

Me at family gatherings….

My biggest childhood fear.

Rent me hourly at…

When the whole class talking but teacher tell you to be quiet.

I actually have a life outside of facebook but I don’t remember the password for it!

A mini hammock to rest ur feet under ur desk.

Future generations will never know about this unique relationship

Red bull give you wings

This Is how  I look during every 8:30 am class.

See Also:

New Funny Quotes Part Two

New Love Quotes Part One

Funny Friends Quotes

New Funny Quotes Part Three

Wishdom Quotes

Wisdom Quotes About Life And Love

Wisdom Quotes About Life Lessons

Funny Quotes Part 4

Happy Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Life Quotes

Justin Bieber funny quotes

Funny or Die Quotes

Funny Pranks

Funny girl

Funny Gifs

Funny Pictures of Animals

Blue Rose

Awesome Quotes Part One

Awesome Quotes Part Two

Funny Jokes

Cute Quotes

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 3 (Last Part)

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 2

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 1

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