Mom, how come computers are so smart? Because they listen to their motherboards!
Your classmates reaction when your name comes in between a chapter.
It’s hard to admit It, But..Mom, I’m White.
I wonder If I said “Hello” how many friends would say It back?
When you look like trash and someone compliments you THANKS.
A brilliant solution to a broken wall.
Hey doctor It’s my heart.. not an MP3 player.
Come at me Bro I’ll turtle slap the shit out of you.
With girlfriend, Without girlfriend.
Who needs a spare tire? You have duct tape!
Me at family gatherings….
My biggest childhood fear.
Rent me hourly at…
When the whole class talking but teacher tell you to be quiet.
I actually have a life outside of facebook but I don’t remember the password for it!
A mini hammock to rest ur feet under ur desk.
Future generations will never know about this unique relationship
Red bull give you wings
This Is how I look during every 8:30 am class.
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