There are two kinds of people In this world.
Sometimes the thing that Is holding you back… Is all In your head.
Before… Now Im outside ur house open the door. Anyone else guilty of this one?
Jennifer calm down we drank some milk and we played with a ball thats it.
The fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.
Rule of math If It seems easy , you’re doing it worng.
Drive-Thru/pharmacy, Challenge accepted.
If I had that much Capri sun, I’d be chilling too..
I don’t need a hair stylist, My pillow give me a new hairstyle every morning.
Oh, Enough about me. Tell me about you…
Farted at work supervisor calls maintenance to find sewage leak
The great pleasure In life Is doing what people say you cannot do.—Walter Bagethot
Yeah, I’m into fitness.. Fit’ness whole burger in my mouth.
I fits, I ships…
Its not important to win, It’s important to make the other guy lose.
Life and alcohol are very similar, chill for best results.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, In the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
I’m not lazy I’m just very relaxad.
I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’ that way when I forget It , It always reminds me ,’Your password is incorrect.’