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New funny Quotes tumblr (1) Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer intense research of an individual.

New funny Quotes tumblr (1) An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. – Bill Vaughan

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No I am not single I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

New funny Quotes tumblr (4)We’re All In The Same Game Just Different Levels Dealing With The Same Hell Just Different Devils. – Echo- 741.

New funny Quotes tumblr (5)Have you ever noticed that a woman’s I’ll be ready in five minutes and a man’s I’ll be home in five minutes are exactly the same?

New funny Quotes tumblr (6)Kiss me! I can’t taste my lips could you do it for me?

New funny Quotes tumblr (7)Kiss me If I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exits right?

New funny Quotes tumblr (8)I may look calm, but in my head l’ve killed you three times. – Letseatburgers

New funny Quotes tumblr (9)Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re f*cked.

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Tilt the screen back read the message.

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Everybody shut up!!! *Answers phone* Haaaai mommy (:

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There is nothing pretty about skin & bones You need to have a lil junk in the trunk.

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Oohh who’s that sexy beats? Oh . I clicked on my own profile again..

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Laughing so hard no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

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Two Best Advice For Safe Life Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It is…. Run Immediately After Saying It.

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Whenever I see ring on a glass of water my first thought Is: It must be a T-rex!

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I changed? Either that or I just stopped acting the way you wanted me to.

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Do you still hate me? Yes No please tich appropriate box.

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Askhole – a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

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