
By rights you’re a king. If I was you, I’d call for a new deal. – O Henry
Life Is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. – O Henry
Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man’s starving! – O Henry
Inject a few raisins of conversation Into the tasteless dough of existence. – O Henry
Write what you like; there Is no other rule. – O Henry
No friendship Is an accident. – O Henry
Life Is made up of sobs, sniffles and smiles, with sniffles predominating. – O Henry
He had the artistic metempsychosis which Is half drunk when sober and looks down on airships when stimulated. – O Henry
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry. – O Henry
It ain’t the roads we take; It’s what’s Inside of us that makes us turn out the way we do. – O Henry
There Is one day that Is ours. Thanksgiving day Is the one day that Is purely American. – O Henry
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