No, I don’t wash the towel the towel washes me. Who washes a towel?
When people ask me what my skill are eating cookies and avoiding confrontation Tv.
Pine has no place In this loft It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses.
Girls are like web domains the one you like Is already taken.
Tonight I used a bread roll to wipe butter off my face, and then I ate the bread roll, so I essentially used my face as a butter knife.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.
Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes, you’ll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, a real men.