It’s never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teet until they have sore, chapped nipples.
I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He’s not a team player. He’s never one to go that extra mile. Tom is exactly what I’m looking for in a government employee.
I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office The bigger ones will be tougher, like ‘bring all this crumbling to the ground.
Government Is Inefficient and should be dissolved please hold while I transfer you.
Am I Interrupting anything Important? Impossible, I work for the government.
My idea of a perfect government Is one guy, In a small room, sitting at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide Is who to Nuke. – Ron Swanson.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
Are you going to tell a man that he can’t fart In his own car?.
When I walked In this morning I saw that the flag was at half-mast, I thought All right another Bureaucrat ate It!