The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid.
I’m Not Sarcastic. I’m Just Intelligent Beyond Your Understanding.
My god bless you long,sick and sick and shameful life.
OMG, I’M SO UGLY!” yes, that’s why you have 197 photos in an album called ”ME”
Just When You Think You’ve Found A Parking Spot And It Turns Out To Be A Small Car.
Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets ?i’d be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.
I am strong because I know my weaknesses I am beautiful because I am aware of my flaws I am fearless because I learn’t to recognize, illusion from real I am wise because I learn from my mistakes I am a lover because I have felt hate and I can laugh because I have known sadness.
When sarcasm is needed
People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn Right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?5. When people say while watching a film, “did ya see that?” No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”… Didn’t give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?7. When something is ‘new and improved’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here??
Sarcasm- because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
Sarcasm…Just One More Service I Offer
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
When someone says “expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say “you didn’t expect that did you?
You’re a habit I’d like to kick……….. With both feet.