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One time I ate a bagel.
Every pet I’ve ever had has been a ginger.
Education Is Important, but big biceps are Importanter.
You can catch files with honey, but you catch more honeys bein fly.
Of course I dress well, I didn’t spend all that time In the closer for nothing .
Genius Is more often found In a cracked pot than In a whole one. –Elwyn Brooks white.
I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
I may not go down In history but I’ll go down on your little sister.
Disregard females, acquire currency.
The only reason I went to school all this time Is to district myself from the fact that I’ll never be beyonce.