Short Funny Love Quotes

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God Made You Then He Made Me, Then He Whispered Meant To Be.

Do you know what would look good on you?Me!.

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Love is like a hurricane, you don’t know what’s in for gain.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford a Ferrari, But that don’t mean I can’t get you there.

International symbol for marriage.

It’s every girls dream to have a guy call her at 3 a.m. just to say, “hey baby… just wanted to tell you I outside of your window with cookies  and ice cream.


I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

You wanna know who I’m in love with? read the first word again.

I wish love is like a baby shampoo is has “No more tears” formula.

I can always make you smile.

Yes i was in love but that was yesterday.

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.

I love you more than I love beer and I really love beer.

I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?

You asked me what  was wrong and i smiled and said .. nothing then i turned  around and wispered… everything.

I like it when you smile, but I love it more when I am the reason.

Love is not about how much you say ‘I love you,’ but how much you can prove that it’s true.

I love you much! that’s not you so much…

You’re like a dictionary you add meaning to my life.

Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights and all our jokes.. I fell in love.

you are a  smart  cookie. A wise chocolate cake a brilliant pancake.

Anyone can make you happy by doing something special, but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.

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