The most stressful part of a cannibal thanksgiving Is deciding who Is going to be the turkey….
I’m the Daniel Day-Lewis of convincingly acting at thanksgiving like I’m happy about being single.
Is that a pop-up timer In your belly or are you just happy to see me? Turkey pick-up lines.
Happy Kill a turkey and eat It with friends and family day.
He’s got a point. Noboday eats a flamingo on thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving… a day to stuff my face and watch football.
Happy thanksgiving … and all that stuffing.
This year eat ham happy thanksgiving.
Woooohoo! the farmer invited me over for dinner. even for a turkey tommy wasn’t very bright happy thanksgiving!
Real men Eat beef.
I’m not a turkey.
As far as I’m concerned any day the relatives visit Is turkey Day.
You’d better get out of the sun ralph… looks like you’re done.
Time for the turkey! Dude I put this on It’ll be fun I promise.