Top 16 Christmas Jokes
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I’ll ask you again Sir! Did you, or did you not look at my client and, In a crowed shopping mall, In front or her children, call her, not once but three times a “Ho”! santa’s sexual harassment trail takes a dramatic change for the worse.
Sheesh… You’d think he was pullin the sleigh. Ow my aching back, I’m telling Ya I’m getting too old for This job!. Merry Christmas.
What kind of mortorbike does Santa ride? A holly Davidson!
Christmas group therapy. I don’t believe In myself. I think I’m Bi-Polar. All other reindeer laugh and call me Names. I’m trapped In a dead-end job.
Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his bad “elf.”
Look! I won “Best In snow”!
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can “ho ho ho”!
Our lawyer sure knows how to negotiate a contract!
What does Santa suffer from If he gets stuck In a chimney? Claustrophobia!