I like saying “no,” It lowers their enthusiasm.
There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats. – Ron Swanson.
I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office the bigger ones will be tougher, like ‘bring all this crumbling to the ground.
I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck Is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. – Ron Swanson
Never half-ass two things whole- ass one thing
When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
Are you going to tell a man that he can’t fart In his own car?
Please refrain from discussing feelings In the vicinity of the meat.
I don’t want this parks department to build any parks, because I don’t believe In a government. I think that all government Is a waste of taxpayer money.