Do we have to worry about who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that. ― Ellen DeGeneres
Portia and I have been married for four years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those four years, I don’t think we hurt anyone else’s marriage. I asked all of my neighbors, and they say they are fine. ― Ellen DeGeneres
I’m on the patch right now. Where It releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave It, and then I’m gonna RIP It off.
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
I’m a godmother. That’s a great thing to be – a godmother. She call me god for short. That’s cute; I taught her that. ― Ellen DeGeneres