Top 50 Funny quotes – part 1

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I need a vacation, twice a year


That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face.

111111Thanks to facebook. I now know what everyone bathroom looks like!


common sense is like deodorant. the people who need it most never use it.


I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.


life is short . smile while you still have teeth.

imageson the internet you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

hilarious funny quotesAll my life i thought air was free… until i bought a bag of chips.

funny-quotes-9I’m not lazy I’m just on my energy saving mode

Time is precious... waste is wisely

Time is precious…waste it wisely

funny-quotes-for-wallpaperYou look really funny doing that with your head..

funny-quotes-2I don’t have an attitude problem. you have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem.

funny-quotes-3My friend thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So i threw a coconut at his face.

funny-quotes-long-distant-relationshipsI can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room.

Famous-funny-quotes-17I do not get drunk – I get awesome.

See Also:

Funny or Die Quotes

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 2

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 3 (Last Part)

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