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Top 50 Funny quotes – part 3 (Last Part)

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captain-Jack-SparrowThe problem is not the problem. the problem is your attitude about the problem.

Do you understand?

                                                                     -Captain Jack Sparrow

funny0493 am phone call..”hey are you asleep??”

…”No I’m Skydiving”..

Funny_quotes-4We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

funny-confessions-to-police1Yes officer i did see the speed limit sign, i just didn’t see you.

funny-quote12If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand’ and put it firmly over your mouth!!

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Funny-Quote-Dear-millionairesDear millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another rooms give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.

funny-quotes-about-life-1Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress you.

Funny-quotes-Collection-of-top-40-most-funniest-quotes-of-all-time-35The only reason i,m fat is because a tiny body Couldn’t store all this personality.

funny-quotes-dumpaday-21Follow your heart

But take your brain with you.

funny-quotes-dumpaday-36Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

funny-quotes-for-facebookFacebook in real life

hi friend! – Poke!

Funny-Quotes-humor-…-Best-Most-Funniest-Quotes-collection-ROFLSorry, I can’t today.

My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died. and yes, it was tragic.

Funny-Sayings-Top-11-Funny-Sayings-that-will-make-you-ROFL-8“Did you just fall?”

“No I attacked the floor.”

“Backwards?”

“I’m freaking talented!”

i-dont-have-a-bad-handwriting-i-have-my-own-font-funny-quotesI don’t have a bad handwriting. I have my own font. :))

images (3)I am a ninja, no, you’re not, did you see me do that? do what? “exactly”

images (6)Life Lessons

images (7)My first black Friday

Game On

images (8)Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition!

life-boils-down-to-four-bottles-shit-im-already-in-athe-thired-one-funny-quoteLife boils down to four bottles…

Shit…  I’m already in the third one…

Random-Funny-Quotes-3I’m still waiting for the day that i will actually use in real life.

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See Also:

Funny or Die Quotes

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 1

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 2

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