Top 50 Funny quotes – part 3 (Last Part)

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The problem is not the problem. the problem is your attitude about the problem.

Do you understand?

                                                                     -Captain Jack Sparrow

3 am phone call..”hey are you asleep??”

…”No I’m Skydiving”..

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Yes officer i did see the speed limit sign, i just didn’t see you.

If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand’ and put it firmly over your mouth!!

Dear millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another rooms give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason i,m fat is because a tiny body Couldn’t store all this personality.

Follow your heart

But take your brain with you.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Facebook in real life

hi friend! – Poke!“Did you just fall?”

“No I attacked the floor.”


“I’m freaking talented!”

I don’t have a bad handwriting. I have my own font. :))

I am a ninja, no, you’re not, did you see me do that? do what? “exactly”

Life Lessons

My first black Friday

Game On

Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition!

Life boils down to four bottles…

Shit…  I’m already in the third one…

I’m still waiting for the day that i will actually use in real life.

See Also:

Funny or Die Quotes

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 1

Top 50 Funny quotes – part 2

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