Top Funny Quotes
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When you fall, I will be there to catch you. –with love, the floor.
You’re ten and have an I-pad? When I was your age I Had an imagination.
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.
Everything Is funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh.
When nothing goes right.. go left.
Life Is too short to remove usb safely.
Cinderella Is proof that a new pair shoes can change your life.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal but It gets boring. so I go back to being me.
Why Is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to monday?
For all the girls that say all guys are the same who told you to try them all?
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