I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to “single.” I fight with my parents all the time but you don’t see me changing my status to “orphan.”
Liking your own facebook status is like giving your self a high five In public.
Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you’re doing it for attention and we all know that you’ll be back.
Facebook says we are “Friends”. But trust me, I would not hesitate to punch you in the face.
If I’m not on facebook for more than 2 days.. …call the police!!!
My Parents Should Be Proud Of Me Because I’m Addicted To Facebook Not To Drugs !