Weird Quotes

Weird conversations with your best friend…that no one else ever understands.

Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often.

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here?- Billy Connolly

If you were born in September, it’s pretty obvious that your parents started their new year with a bang.

I like weird things. Weird may not always be good, but weird’s always different.

You are honestly the weirdest person I know and that is why we are best friends.

I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!

Doesn’t ‘lol’ look like a drowning guy? I bet he’s not laughing out loud.

Realizing how weird you really are and wondering how you even have friends.

Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out.

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay” I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say I know you’re not

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. — Cynthia Hand

I’m not weird I’m just…unique

See also:

Thought provoking quotes

Thoughtful quotes

Travel quotes

Unique quotes

Valentine quotes

Veterans day quotes

Willy wonka quotes

Winning quotes

Woman quotes

Yearbook quotes

Zig ziglar quotes