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Weird Quotes

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Weird conversations with your best friend…that no one else ever understands.

 

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Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often.

 

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here?- Billy Connolly

 

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If you were born in September, it’s pretty obvious that your parents started their new year with a bang.

 

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I like weird things. Weird may not always be good, but weird’s always different.

 

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You are honestly the weirdest person I know and that is why we are best friends.

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I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!

 

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Doesn’t ‘lol’ look like a drowning guy? I bet he’s not laughing out loud.

 

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Realizing how weird you really are and wondering how you even have friends.

 

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Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out.

 

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Sometimes when I say “I’m okay” I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say I know you’re not

 

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

 

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If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. — Cynthia Hand

 

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I’m not weird I’m just…unique

 

See also:

Thought provoking quotes

Thoughtful quotes

Travel quotes

Unique quotes

Valentine quotes

Veterans day quotes

Willy wonka quotes

Winning quotes

Woman quotes

Yearbook quotes

Zig ziglar quotes

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Written by: Smith